It’s time to make your mind up.   Has the Flatulent Leader contracted coronavirus because he “couldn’t care less,” or was he just careless?  One thing for sure, it was not just bad luck.  The words of  Johnson’s mistress echo from last year, “You’re spoiled. You don’t care about anything.”

By all accounts the prime minister took no account of the warnings he was issuing about the risk, but carried on shaking hands, meeting people and snuggling up to ministers on the front bench.   And now he’s got the virus.  Who’d believe it?  The man who thought worries were for ordinary people brought low.

More to the point, if his infection is an indication of how carefully he looks after himself – and his pregnant mistress (I believe I’m right in thinking that the virus is considered a particular risk for those “expecting”) – then the question arises, how carefully does he look to all the other risks facing the country?

PS Dominic Cummings was seen running out of Downing Street last night. I wonder why?     His cummings and goings would not normally concern me, but I find myself wondering was this, to paraphrase the words of The Bard: Exit pursued by a virus?