Don’t say you weren’t warned: Pee-pee Patel is not up to her job.   Whether through stupidity, as I suspect, or unfortunate oversight, people arriving in the UK from virus hotspots such as New York or Italy are not required to self-isolate.  That is the responsibility of the Home Office, and it will almost certainly result in unnecessary deaths.

The Flatulent Leader is presiding over a shambolic government of incompetence beyond compare.  It is worth remembering the prophetic words of Sir Max Hastings on his erstwhile employee, “His chaotic public persona is not an act – he is, indeed, manically disorganised about everything except his own image management.”