Apparently the UK government are considering spending God knows how many spondulicks on  a new royal yacht.  Exactly what the country needs to take us out of our misery.

Just one problem, with their track record, they might as well name it HMS Royal Titanic.

Just think what that could do to Johnson’s legacy: the man who lied to the country,  destroyed public health, illegally suspended Parliament, smashed the economy, and drowned the Queen.