The outcome of the US presidential election has, after 4 days, still to be announced.  It is in the balance, albeit tilting a bit.  There are those who might think it behoved other governments to behave with due caution and respect for process.

Not so Kemal-Johnson, he certainly knows how to ingratiate himself with both sides. He even refuses to confirm that it is right and proper that all votes should be counted. I’m not too sure that’ll go down all that well should the outcome be a new occupant ni the White House.

In any event, the Tory party has, wilfully and deliberately, allied itself to one of the most controversial presidents there has ever been. Images of Mrs May holding hands with him, Piggling Gove smirking alongside, and Kemal-Johnson partaking of what appears to be a riotous dinner may have seemed like good politics once, but don’t seem so clever now.

As for HM Queen, this weekend she must be using more detergent than would fill a swimming pool – and I doubt if she’s injecting it.