I do not know if Ursula Vonder Leyen has  given any thought to the menu she will be serving Kemal-Johnson at their dinner this evening, but if not I’ve got some suggestions.  How about:

• Entrée: Alphabet soup – so Johnson can eat his words
• Plat: Humble pie, with French beans and Brussels sprouts
• Dessert: Man-go fool

For suitable background music anything played on the lyre would be suitable, but how about  “I don’t get no satisfaction” ?