Alert readers will, of course, be aware that Johnson has come up with a wheeze to “save the Union.”  He plans to send Prince Edward – or “Bonnie Prince Ted,” as he’s known to intimates – to Caledonia.  There the personal magnetism of the braw young laddie will attract Lowlander and Highlander alike,  and drain the poison of the SNP.     God bless the Union, God bless Prince Ted and God bless Johnson,  I don’t think.

Anyway, that reminds me it’s high time we had a competition.   Let us see who is the first reader to spot  Bonnie Prince Ted, who is hidden away in our banner (hint: he might just be in disguise):