Rumour has it the Chancellor is considering the reintroduction of his scheme that he used last summer to lure people into bars and restaurants, which was accountable for anything up to 17,000 additional deaths.

But, a re-brand is due (and, uniquely, this nugget of consultancy is offered free, gratis and for nothing).  It is to be called “Drop In Please, & Pass On,” or DIPPO for short