Take a listen to this: West Side Story. They may “wanna” be in America. I don’t. Not now, not in the past and not in the future. I “wanna” stay on my side of the Pond, period. And I dare say, gentle reader, that you may well feel likewise.
So maybe you are as downhearted as me to hear that trade negotiations for a post-Brexit “deal” with the US are due to begin, imminently. Put aside the thought that no self-respecting prime minister could authorise anything other than a maximum distance between a British government and the regime, if it can be called that, of President Donald Duck . Forget his crass racism, his sexism, his dumb insults, his craven sucking up to bullies and tyrants the world over. This is not a man we should wish to be associated with: he stands, if he stands for anything, not just for “America first,” but “America first, second and last; damn the rest.” Quite apart from all that, he’s on the ropes: the manner in which he has addressed the onset of the virus has, if nothing else, left his chances of re-election severely diminished. I hope.
Moreover, any deal that might be struck will be on their terms, not ours. The insanity of Brexit means that we are the ones in desperate need of a deal, any deal; not them. And, if President Don is known for anything it is driving a hard bargain in what he perceives as his own interests, giving no quarter.
To walk away from our European market, to introduce barriers to trade, at at any time would be irresponsible lunacy. To do so at a time when our economy is under strain like never before is self-destructive insanity. The Europeans have treated us with considerable courtesy and patience throughout the last 4 years; even now they have offered us the opportunity to extend our departure and to participate in their schemes for alleviation of some of the worst impacts of the virus (not least, the purchase of protection equipment in bulk). Why should we walk away ?
That question can be answered in one word: dogma. The people driving Brexit forward are not remotely interested in the good of our economy; they have already shredded our reputation for diplomacy and good management: they are in it for one thing: their self-interest greed. And the terrible truth is, I doubt if they can now be stopped.
The result of all this is that far from entering trade negotiations on an equal footing, no longer is our motto “Cry God for Harry [and come to think of it, even he has departed, State-side] , England and St George,” but “Buddy, can you spare a dime ?”